my internet woes - be forwarned

Internet was supposed to be installed (if that's the right word. I'm a dumber than a sheep when it comes to stuff like this.) early last week and a Internet person came to our

house and was like - you'll have Internet within half-an-hour.

But no.

The house wasn't grounded.

grounded, people.

So the grounding people had to come out and ground the house.

So the Internet guys came back a few days later.

But the grounding people (please pardon my terms. I'm not fully sure what I'm talking

about - so let's just pretend I do.

Thanks. You're the bestest!)

Yeah, so the grounding people tied their grounding thing (I'm not an electrician. or whatever.)

into the wrong pole or something. So they spent hours re-doing that.

What a pain. And I wasn't the one standing outside in 95 degree hot.

North Carolina is intense, people.

Anyhow, the Internet guys came out...and something else was wrong...

and then I stopped asking what was wrong now.

It's too depressing.

All I know is that if all goes as planned - it probably won't. It almost never does - we will

finally have Internet at the house next Wednesday.

Yup. I'm pretty pumped.